LL 61: Festival of Ice

March 4th, 2007, 12:37 am

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Lichloved, February 4th, 2007, 12:57 am     Reply

Werrrrds!

Yes. I know. There should be a second page worth of images here to balance out the text. Shut your eyes if you start to experience discomfort or nosebleeds.

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Caz Teh Frog, February 4th, 2007, 2:07 am     Reply


HAH ! Fave'd...

Abt_Nihil, February 4th, 2007, 1:35 pm     Reply


I'd favor control over submission anytime. But I guess that's just to say I'm not a man of faith. Or submissive.

Oh, and let's bring on more text! If it's written so well I won't mind.

Dragon Rider, February 4th, 2007, 2:30 pm     Reply

Religion
The profession of shaman has many advantages. It offers high status with a safe livelihood free of work in the dreary, sweaty sense. In most societies it offers legal privileges and immunities not granted to other men. But it is hard to see how a man who has been given a mandate from on High to spread tidings of joy to all mankind can be seriously interested in taking up a collection to pay his salary; it causes on to suspect that the shaman is on the moral level of any other con man. But it's lovely work if you can stomach it.

Any priest or shaman must be presumed guilty until proved innocent.

"God split himself into a myriad parts that he might have friends." This may not be true, but it sounds good -- and is no sillier than any other theology.

God is omnipotent, omniscient, and omni benevolent -- it says so right here on the label. If you have a mind capable of believing all three of these divine attributes simultaneously, I have a wonderful bargain for you. No checks, please. Cash and in small bills.

History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it.

The most preposterous notion that H. sapiens has ever dreamed up is that the Lord God of Creation, Shaper and Ruler of all the Universes, wants the saccharine adoration of His creatures, can be swayed by their prayers, and becomes petulant if He does not receive this flattery. yet this absurd fantasy, without a shred of evidence to bolster it, pays all the expenses of the oldest, largest, and least productive industry in all history.

History does not record anywhere at any time a religion that has any rational basis. Religion is a crutch for people not strong enough to stand up to the unknown without help. But, like dandruff, most people do have a religion and spend time and money on it and seem to derive considerable pleasure from fiddling with it.

From "The Notebooks of Lazarus Long" R.A. Heinlein

September, February 4th, 2007, 10:56 pm     Reply


I wish this was a real holiday, it would be cool to carve ice every year, like pumpkin carving only your hands get wet and cold instead of gooey and itchy.

Terroquita, February 5th, 2007, 4:15 am     Reply

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Bring on the Evil. I want more evil deeds and thoughts!

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